A husband and wife are in a terrible car accident, the husband comes to in his hospital bed as the doctor approaches..
The doctor says " well, I've got some good news and some bad news, the good news is that other than a few broken bones, you will make a full recovery."
The husband says"what's the bad news doc?"
The doctor says" its your wife, she gonna be a vegetable, you're gonna have to feed her, wipe her ass and administer medicine via IV for the next twenty years or whenever she dies of the injuries"
The husband, shocked says" is there anything else?"
The doctor says "nah...I'm just fucking with you, she's dead!"
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