A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. A guy came in for a drink
and the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?"
The man replied, "130." So the robot proceeded to make conversation about
physics, astronomy, investments, insurance, and so on. The man listened intently
and thought, "This is really cool."
Another guy came in for a drink and the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?"
The man responded, "100." So the robot started talking about football,
baseball and so on. The man thought to himself, "Wow, this is really cool."
A third guy came into the bar. As with the others, the robot asked him,
"What's your IQ?"
The man replied, "70." The robot then said, "So, what's the Democratic Party
up to these days?"
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