Little Johnny's teacher told the students that they were going to be learning about the alphabet. "Does anyone know a word that starts with the letter 'A'?" she asked. Immediately Little Johnny's hand went up along with a few others. The teacher, knowing that Little Johnny has been known to use dirty language, decides to call on Susie instead. "Apple!" Susie exclaims. The teacher nods in approval and asks if anyone knows a word that starts with 'B'. Again, Little Johnny's hand shoots up. The teacher sees this but calls on Billy. "Baseball." he says as the teacher nods with approval. It goes on like this for a little while longer until she gets to the letter 'R'. By this time, Little Johnny figures that he isn't going to get called on again and lazily puts his hand up. The teacher sees this and thinks to herself, "I cant think of a bad word that starts with 'R'. I think it'll be safe to call on Little Johnny now". She asks Little Johnny is he knows a word and he says, "Rat! A rat with a big fucking dick this big" with his arms stretched straight out to his sides.
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