The Fairy and the Illegal Alien

A beautiful fairy appeared one day to a destitute illegal alien outside the Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) Offices.

"My good man," the fairy said, "I've been told to grant you three wishes, since you've just arrived in the U.S. with your wife and seven children."

The man told the fairy, "Well in Guatemala, where I come from we don't have good teeth, so I want new teeth, maybe with a lot of gold in them."

The fairy looked at the man's almost toothless smile and ~~PING!!!~~ he had a brand new shining set of gold teeth in his mouth!

"What else?" asked the fairy? "Two more wishes to go."

The illegal alien now got bolder. "I need a big house with a three car garage in LA with eight bedrooms for my family and the rest of my relatives who still live in my country to live in when I bring them all over here."

~~PING!!!~~ In the distance there could be seen a beautiful mansion with a three car garage, a long driveway, a walkout patio with a BBQ, and a sparkling in ground pool and a Hummer, full of his nephews, aunts and cousins playing their music.

"One more wish left for you," said the fairy, waving her hand.

"I want to be an American with American clothes instead of rags, and a baseball cap, and I want to have white skin like the Americans."

~~PING!!!~~ The man was transformed, wearing worn out jeans from American Bargain, a dirty Wal-Mart tee-shirt and a greasy baseball cap. He had his bad teeth back and the mansion had disappeared from the horizon.

"What happened to my new teeth?" he wailed. "Where's my house? Where's my American Express card?"

The fairy said with a firm yet sad tone, "Tough luck. Now that you're American, you're entitled to nothing, just like the rest of us!"

And she disappeared!