Bill and Hillary went to the first baseball game of the year in
Baltimore's new Camden Yards stadium.
The umpire went to the Presidential box seat next to the home
dugout, whispered something to Bill, then walked back to home
plate.
Bill shrugged his shoulders, and then threw Hillary onto the
playing field.
The umpire shook his head, walked back to where Bill was sitting
and said, "No, sir, I asked you to throw out the first PITCH."
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