Daughter: Dad! I really want to be a cheerleader but I don't have the money for try outs.
Dad: Suck my dick honey.
Daughter: I don't want to be a cheerleader that bad.
Next Day...
Daughter: Daddy I really want to be a cheerleader please!
Dad: You know what the drill is.
Daughter: I don't want to.
Next day...
Daughter: Daddy I really want to be a cheerleader. I will suck your dick I don't care.
So the dad unzips his pants and pulls his dick out. She gets down on her knees and sucks on it. Then spits. "Ew daddy your dick tastes like shit" She said looking up at him . "I know honey" He said taking a swallow of beer "Your brother wanted to play baseball"
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