..came across a dead animal and an argument began. One soldier said it was a donkey, the other claimed it to be a mule. An officer happened by and they asked him to settle it. He said stiffly, "It's an ass; Now dig a hole and bury it!"
As they were digging and grumbling, a pretty, little nurse walked by and asked sweetly, "What are you boys digging? A fox hole?"
The soldiers grinned and dryly answered, "nope."
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