1) That's not right - Sum Ting Wrong
2) Who are you with? - Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP - Kum Hai Nao
4) Stupid Man - Dum Gai
5) Small Horse - Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach? - Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table - Ai Band Mai Ni
8) It's very dark in here - Wai So Dim
9) I thought you were on a diet - Wai Yu Mun Ching
10) This is a tow away zone - No Pah Ding
11) Our meeting is next week - Wai Yu Kum Nao
12) Staying out of sight - Lai Ying Lo
13) He's cleaning his automobile - Wa Shing Ka
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