Did they mean these ads to read as they do?
Man, honest. Will take anything.
Wanted: chambermaid in rectory. Love in, $200 a month. References required.
Girl wanted to assist magician in cutting-off-head illusion. Blue Cross and salary.
Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.
3-year-old teacher need for pre-school. Experience preferred.
Our experienced Mom will care of your child. Fenced yard, meals, and smacks included.
Wanted: 50 girls for stripping machine operators in factory.
Wanted: Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night.
Wanted. Widower with school-age children requires person to assume general housekeeping duties. Must be capable of contributing to growth of family.
Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.
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