The first man turns to the second and says "I bet you fifty bucks that if I were to jump out the window, I would fly right back in."
The second man clearly thinks this is impossible, so he agrees to the bet. The first man jumps out the window, and sure enough after he is gone for a second or two before flying right back in through the open window. The second man pays the first and says "that was incredible, but obviously just like. You must have caught a sudden wind. I bet you $100 you can't do it again."
The first man takes the bet and jumps out the window again. Just like the first time, he is gone for a second or two before flying right back through the open window.
The second man pays up reluctantly. "Clearly there is some trick here. You must have some net set up outside. In fact, I bet you $500 that if I were to jump out the window, the same would happen to me."
The first man takes the bet. The second man jumps out the window and falls to his death.
The bartender turns to the first man and says "God damn, you really are a huge dick when you're drunk, Superman."
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