Weed


Smokers Live and Smokers Die
in the end we all get high
if at first you don't succeed
buy a bigger bag of weed


Pot is a Plant that lives on the ground
if God didn't smoke it...it wouldn't be around
So for all those little Angels that never get high
Fuck the world and give it a Try


Sex and Drugs and Rock'n'Roll
Speed and Weed and birth control
first you live and then you die
fuck the world come on get high


Roses are Red
Weed is shit
Fuck the world
and Give me some mint


Weed and Speed and Alcohol
Cindy Crawford has a mole
Heath Ledger Fucked his mum
so come over here and give me some...

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