A guy is sitting at a bar, there's music blasting. Across from him is the most stunning women he's ever seen and she's giving him the eye.
He buys her a drink and comes over.
They seem to be getting on fantastically, and she's so beautiful everyone in the place is jealous.
Suddenly she stands up, throws her drink over the guy, slaps him HARD across the face and storms out.
The bartender comes over, says "Dude, you were in there for sure, what the hell happened?"
"Well", says the guy, "I was telling her that I'm a scientist in a cryogenics lab, I earn tons of money, I freeze small mammals then thaw them out and examine them to see if they are OK".
"I don't get it", yells the bartender over the music. "Why was she so pissed off?"
The guy replies "Well she couldn't really hear what I was saying and asked me my job again, and to make it easier for her to understand, I said 'I'm a chilled mole tester'".
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