Three buddies die in a car accident and go to heaven. As they reach the pearly gates God says he only has one rule: "you can't step on a duck". The three guys look at each other and wonder how hard that could be. They all agreed and the gates opened. The buddies look out and see the whole place is just swarming with ducks. They took some steps in making sure they don't step on any ducks. A few days pass when BAM the first guy steps on a duck. God soon appears with the most ugliest women the guy had ever seen. God says "Because you stepped on a duck you will now be chained to the ugliest woman in heaven for the rest of your time here." God snaps his finger and the first guy and woman, chained together, vanish. The other two buddies make a pact to look out for each other to make sure they don't suffer the same fate.
Years go by and the two buddies have been incredibly careful. They watched wherever they stepped. However, one morning one of the buddies steps out of bed...right onto a duck. BAM, God appears with the most wretched, horse faced, mole bearing woman the two buddies had ever seen. God snapped his fingers and they both vanished.
Finally, the last buddy who had been careful for years is the only one left. He continues walking around his duck filled palace being incredibly careful. Decades go by and he is still hanging in there when suddenly BAM God appears.
"But, I never stepped on a duck," the young man stammered.
God doesn't say anything, but snaps his fingers. Soon the most beautiful woman the man had ever seen appeared by his side. God left without ever speaking a word.
The man asked the woman what happened.
"I don't know what happened to you, but I stepped on a duck." She replied
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