We all know that there's monkeys that are knocking about that aren't happy in this country.

So they've set up this place where the ones that aren't happy in a zoo and what have you, it's getting them down.
They pop 'em in this house place, right, and basically they can run riot in there. They get freedom to cheer themselves up. There's three people running this place, right.
So these monkeys - big house and that, gym, all that lot - one of them wanted to mess about with the woman's breasts (the woman who works there), right, and she was like 'right, pack it in, you know, we've all had a bit of fun.'
He'd been in the gym and everything, obviously got a bit excited and all that, he was fired up, ready for some more action and that. He's trying to have a go on this woman's breasts, right. She was like 'no, you're not doing that, pack it in.' and all that.
The boss who's running the place was like 'Come on, let him have a go.' So yeah the boss is saying 'Let him have a go!' So she's like 'I'm not happy with this.' and he's like 'Come on, you know the rules here, we've got to cheer these monkeys up.'
In the end, because she didn't allow it to happen, the fella bloke sacked her, got someone else in.

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