One sunny day in Auschwitz Hitler was standing in front of a big pit.
Nervously, in line in front of him, few hundred jews were standing.
Hitler would call one by one, and give orders to them...
Feet together, spread your arms in 90° angle...
As soon as he complied Hitler pushed him in to a pit.
Second came, and was given order:
Touch your feet with hands.
Again, after he complied Hitler pushed him in to a pit.
Third had to knee down and put his hands in front of him.
And just as he was shouting to fourth: Arms up. Feet together, a nazi soldier came and stood in front of the Furher.
Mein Furher, I apologize, but Americans are bombarding us, you need to stop with Tetris.
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