First guy says, "I wish he were still alive so we could make the trip to Cape Cod for one last tea time... he always loved a creamy, spicy chai late in the afternoon..."
Second guy gushes, not to be outdone, "I would want to take that Key West trip one more time and give him a big kiss right after a mojito at Sloppy Joe's."
Third guy sits there, breaks into a big grin, but stays silent.
After a few minutes, the other two can't stand it. "C'mon tell us.."
The other says "It MUST be a good one!"
The third guy says "Okay, but bear with me... I wish I could take him, chop him up and sautee him with a GALLON of olive oil, then just swallow the pieces whole..."
"That's DISGUSTING" says the first guy. "What the hell kind of sicko are you, I didn't think he would be into anything or anyone so sick!", says the second guy.
The third guy sits there, now widely smiling with his eyes closed. He dreamily says "I know, I know it's sick... but I just wish I could feel him slide right out of my ass one last time!"
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