How to catch a brown bear

First you need to dig a hole. But it's gotta be a big ass hole because you are going to fit a brown bear in there. Next you need to start a fire inside of the hole. After the fire dies completely out take the ashes from that fire and spread them all around the inside of the hole. After that take a can of peas and line the outside of the hole with peas.

Then when the bear comes up to take a pee you kick him in the ash hole

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