A guy walks by a sees an opportunity. He pulls down the drunk's pants and fucks him in the ass. Realizing he took advantage of the man, he puts $5 in his shirt pocket. The next day the drunk wakes up, finds the $5 and runs across the street to the liquor store. "Give me the cheapest bottle of liquor you have" he says to the clerk. He takes his $5 bottle, chugs it and passes out on the bench again. That night, the same man is passing by and stops to fuck him in the ass again. Now, realizing he has a good thing going he puts another $5 bill in the man's pocket. This routine goes on for several days. Finally, one night the man really wants to show his appreciation to the drunk so he puts a $20 bill in his pocket. The next day, the drunk wakes up, finds the $20 and runs to the liquor store. He burst in and the clerk says "you want another $5 bottle of liquor?" "Hell no!" The drunk proudly yells while displaying the $20 bill. "Today, give me the good stuff. That cheap shit's been tearing up my asshole!"
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