A fish is swimming in the pond and looks up and sees a fly just out of reach, and thinks to himself,
" if that fly drops just six inches I'll jump up and have a nice lunch!"
While the fish is swimming under the fly a bear is watching from the shore. he sees the fish following the fly and thinks,
"If that fly drops six inches that fish will jump up to get him, and I'll jump out and get him and have a nice lunch!"
Up the shore is a hunter watching the bear. He sees the bear watching the fish watching the fly and thinks,
"If that fly drops six inches that fish will jump to get it, the bear will jump out to get him and i'll get a clear shot and have a nice lunch!"
In the weeds a mouse is watching the hunter ( and the cheese sandwich beside him), sees the bear, the fish and the fly and thinks,
" If that fly drops six inches the fish will jump up, the bear will jump out, the hunter will shoot the bear and when he goes to get him I'll run over and get that sandwich and have a nice lunch!"
In a tree next to the weeds, a cat is watching the mouse. He sees the hunter( and the sandwich), the bear, the fish and the fly and thinks,
" If that fly drops six inches the fish will jump up, the bear will jump out, the hunter will shoot, the mouse will dash out and I'll pounce on the mouse and have a nice lunch!"
So in the fullness of time the fly drops six inches, the fish jumps out tp get him, the bear leaps out to snatch him, the hunter shoots and walks over, the mouse dashes out and the cat pounces!!!!....and over shoots and ends up in the pond.
The moral of the story?
When a fly drops six inches a pussy will get wet.
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