They all order a pint of best bitter, when a fly lands in each ones glass.
The American picks the fly out, and consumes his beer.
The Englishman asks the barman politely for another beer.
The Scotsman deftly picks the fly out of his beer, and starts slamming it on the rim of the glass howling "Give it back, ya wee bastard!"
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