Voodoo Dick [Gets a bit raunchy]

Once, a rich man had to go on a business trip for a long weekend, leaving his young, beautiful wife home alone. Fearing she would seek company with another man while he was away, he got her a magical gift from a near by antique shop.

"What is this?" the young beauty asked.

"This is the voodoo dick." He said proudly.

"How does it work?"

"Well, whenever you start to feel aroused and horny, you simply tell it
what to do with the command 'Voodoo Dick,' and what you want it to do." With little more explanation, the rich man kissed his wife and left for his trip.

After a short time, with the curiosity only fueling her excitement, she opened the box containing her gift and said "Voodoo dick, fuck my pussy". Magically, the Voodoo Dick floats from the box and approaches her nether region. She moves aside her underpants and lets it go to work.

"This is great!" She says as the magical device continues to work. "Voodoo Dick, harder!" She yells and it starts to speed up. "Harder, harder, harder" She screams, but suddenly, the Voodoo Dick is unrelenting in its plowing of her womanly-ness.

"Voodoo Dick, Stop!" She cries, but it won't work. Panicked, and in pain, she grabs her car keys and sets off to go to the hospital. But the Voodoo Dick is too distracting, and causes her to swerve all across the road. Just a mile away from the hospital, she sees the flashing lights of a cop car, and pulls over in hopes the police can help her.

"Do you know why I pulled you over" The officer said, clearly annoyed at the young woman.
"Office! I am sorry, but you don't understand!" She cries, as he pelvis uncontrollably jumps up and down in her seat. She explains the whole story about Voodoo Dick, and how if she doesn't get help soon, she is afraid she might die.

Taking a second to look over the young woman, he puts on a smirk knowing she is trying to trick him. "Hmmmph," he says "Voodoo Dick my ass!"