A little boy named Johnny and a little girl named Suzie were taking a bath. The little girl looked down and said, "What's that?"
"That's my little red sports car," said Johnny, then looked down and said, "What's that?" "That's my little red sports car garage," replied Suzie.
A few seconds later Suzie said, "How about you put your little red sports car in my little red sports car garage?"
"Sure," said Johnny.
Johnny's mother was down stairs and heard this blood curdling scream. She ran upstairs.
Once she got there she saw blood all over the bathtub. "What happened?!" she said.
Susie replied "Well, Johnny tried to put his little red sports car in my little red sports car garage...but it didn't fit...so I cut the back wheels off..."
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