Paddy and Danny got in the car

for the journey home and said their goodbyes to their friend Mick.
"Thanks for putting us up for the weekend," said Paddy. "The food was great, the booze was great, and I really enjoyed screwing your wife!"
On the way home, Danny turned to Paddy and said: "I hope you weren't serious about enjoying screwing his wife?"
"No," said Paddy, "I can't say that I enjoyed it, but I didn't want to hurt Mick's feelings."

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