But the parrot wont stop swearing at him, calling him a dumb fuck, a cunt, and a bunch of other names.
The guy tries everything to get this bird to stop swearing. Nothing works.
He finally gets fed up and sticks him in the freezer. Even from in there, he hears him cussing him out.
Then the parrot falls silent. The guy thinks, "Ooohh shit I killed him."
He opens the freezer.
The parrot hops out saying, " Very sorry for how I spoke to you, sir. I just have one question... What did the chicken do?"
The man told him, "He kept reposting the same joke on /r/Jokes."
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