It was the first day of lab work at the veterinarian college and as the students filed in they saw their professor standing next to a large exam table with a sheet draped over it.
The professor began the class by pulling off the sheet in dramatic fashion to reveal a dead cow. "Students, before we begin this class I want you all to know that you are required to follow 2 basic rules." "First, you are not permitted to be disgusted by anything related to this animal." Then he held up his finger to the class, inserted his finger into the cows rectum, pulled it out and put his finger into his own mouth. There were some gasps and groans from the class as the professor then told the class that they all must do the same procedure, which they all begrudgingly did. "Now for the second rule.", he continued. "Everyone must promise to observe every procedure I demonstrate with the utmost attention to detail. I should have probably told you about this rule first since I noticed that none of you used your middle finger on the cow like I showed you."
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