He tells the doctor he is constipated. The doctor prescribes him some suppositories and tells him to come back in two days. Two days pass. The guy goes back to the doctor and the doctor asked him how everything worked out. He says "doc, with all the good they've done me I might as well have shoved them up my ass."
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