Our short bio: Our PR firm's idea first stemmed from the pity sex that Angela from Finance had last weekend with her ex-landlord. Unfortunately, it cost too much money to hire an actor to burn himself on camera after claiming to be the bassist of the band, so we settled for this.
The reddit community and so many others came to our vicious beating when everyone else told us that we should get raises for being so freaking clever.
Thanks for all of the exposure from the so little that we did.
AUA!
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