I was on my way home cruising along when out of someones lawn a cat ran right infront of me.
I couldn't do anything about it, ofcourse there was a cop behind me at the same time.
He saw the whole thing happen so i stopped to check on the cat.
He flips his lights on and comes over to me.
cop: sir, i saw what happened and I'm gonna need you to take this animal with you, you can't leave it in the road.
Me: seriously? How do you expect me to do that?
The cop notices a box on the side of the road and kinda shoves the cat in it with his foot.
Cop: or you can go knock on the doors of these houses and ask if it's their cat, I'll go with you.
I really didn't want to take this thing home so i obliged.
Knocked on the first door and the guy told me it was the old lady on the corners cat.
With a heavy heart i knock on her door, she answers and says: oh yeah thats my mittens, i knew it was bound to happen.
So i felt horrible and gave her 20 bucks for the cat.
On my way back to my car i noticed the cop arresting the old lady!
Why you ask?
Selling pussy.
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