Her body was dressed in lace.
She was nice exept for her face.
With her bucked teeth and her double chin,
It was hard to see the beauty within.
I fancied a bit of a gropin'
So she spread her legs open,
The awfull stench
that came from the wench,
made my head whirl
So much I wanted to hurl.
Her tits began to sag,
She started to nag.
So I decided to leave,
Coz I realy needed to breathe!
As far as our relationship went, this was the end.
She drove me 'round the bend.
Now I have a girl that's good lukin',
And I'm never short of a good fuckin'!
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