Wait, you're not supposed to know his name yet.
Anyway, the bartender says "Hey, we have a drink named 'Steve'!"
No, that's not right. The bartender says "Hey Steve!"... Nope.
Hold on, the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink called a grass.." ..No wait.. Got it!
"Hey! We have a drink named after you!" Yea!
Then Steve says "You have a drink named Steve!?"
Then the bartender says "Nope, we have a drink called a grasshopper. It's made with creme de menthe, creme de cacao and light cream shaken with ice and poured in a martini glass"
Then I think Steve ordered one.
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