There once was a girl named Suzy Brown
Who thought no body could lay her down
Over the hill came pissball Pete with forty feet of swinging meat
He took her in the long green grass
Stuck his dick right up her ass
Suzy Brown let go a fart
Blew his balls 40 feet apart
Over the hill came pissball Pete
with 40 feet of shredded meat.
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