They're both smoking, and it starts to rain. One if them out her cigarette out, and the other took out a condom to put over the cigarette so she could continue smoking.
The woman looks at the one with the condom and says, "wow that's neat, what is it and where can I get one?"
The other woman replies, "it's a condom, you can get them at any of your locals pharmacies."
So the woman walks to a nearby pharmacy. She goes up to the counter and asks the cashier, "hey can I have a pack of condoms please?"
The cashier says, "sure what size?"
To which she replies, "the size that can fit a camel."
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