An arab was interviewed for a job.

Interviewer: Do you speak english?
Arab: Yes!
Interviewer: Name?
Arab: Abdul Al-Rhazim.
Interviewer: Sex?
Arab: 3 to 5 times a week.
Interviewer: No, no. I mean male or female?
Arab: Yes, male, female. Sometime camel.
Interviewer: Holy Cow!
Arab: Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
Interviewer: But isn't that hostile?
Arab: Horse style, dog style, any style!
Interviewer: Oh dear!!!
Arab: No, no deer! Deer run too fast! Hard to catch!

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