Two snakes are slithering through the grass, we will call them Bob and Terry (for storytelling purposes), when suddenly Bob the snake stops.
Terry turns to Bob and asks: "Bob, mate, are you okay?"
Bob replies to Terry: "Mate, are we venemous?"
Terry replies: "Bob, we arent just venemous, we are the most deadliest snakes on the planet".
"Oh, Fuck!" Bob yells.
"Whats wrong Bob?" Asks a concerned Terry.
Bob replies: "I just bit my tongue...."
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