a teacher calls up their students to hand in their assignments
one by one, they put their report on the desk
si-yong lee, however, places a bag full of shit on the desk
teacher: what the fuck si-yong lee, wheres your report
si-yong lee: well, i finished it, but my dog ate my homework, and i ate my dog
so this is all thats left
-A joke my friend came up with just now, haven't heard it before
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