Jesus, Moses, and an old man are playing golf...

Jesus, Moses and an old man were playing a round of golf and the score was dead even between the three players.

First up to try and break the tie was Jesus.

He wound up and followed through. The ball took a wicked dog leg to the right and fell into the water. Jesus walked over the water and made a beautiful chip shot for an eagle.

"Great shot, Jesus." said Moses.

Moses stepped up to take his shot and, like Jesus, his shot veered to the right and fell into the water. He parted the hazard and made a similarly impressive shot for an eagle.

"Nicely done." said Jesus.

Last was the old man.

He slowly approached the tee to make his shot. Like Moses and Jesus, the old man's shot veered right and plummeted towards the water hazard. But just before it hit the water a monstrous bass leaped up and grabbed the ball at the very same moment that an eagle swooped down and snatched the bass clean out of the air. As the eagle flew over the flag, the bass dropped the ball into the hole for a hole-in-one.

Jesus said, "Would you quit fucking around, dad? We're trying to play seriously!"