An Ukrainian fisherman catches the golden fish

The golden fish begs the fisherman to be released, and promises three wishes in return.

"For my first wish, I want all the Chinese to come here"

And so they do, and they eat the food, drink the water, pillage the villages, rape the women, and then leave.

"For my second wish, I want the Chinese to come here again"

They come again, eating what's left of the food, drinking what's left of the water, pillaging the villages and raping the women again. They leave.

"For my third and last with, I want the Chinese to come here again!"

"Uhm, are you sure?"

"Yes, I am!"

They come for the third time, eating whatever breadcrumbs they could find, drinking the last drops of water, pillaging the villages and raping the women again, and then they leave. The fish asks:

"Excuse my curiosity, but why did you want the Chinese to come here three times?"

"In order to come here three times they have to pass six times through Russia."

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