One man appointed a salesman in his retail store.
His sales went up 4 times, so one day the owner goes in to inquire about it. He finds a customer interacting with the salesman. So the owner starts observing..
SM was selling a fishing rod to customer. And customer bought it.
SM: U cant go fishing in those expensive shoes. Buy some trekking shoes.
Customer buys trekking shoes.
SM:Its a sunny day, U should wear a cap.
So customer buys a cap.
SM: While fishing U will get hungry. Buy some snacks too.
Customer buys some snacks.
This way SM sells many things to this chap. Owner feels proud on the cunning of his SM.
Owner: U really are the best SM I have ever seen. He was here for the fishing rod and U sold him bunch of stuff.
SM: Sir, he actually came to buy some maxi pads for his wife. I said that what will you do for 4 days. Better go fishing.
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