A woman walks into a sex shop

She says to the employee, "I can't have an orgasm, what can you give me?"
He says, " We have this new product, called the magic dildo. All you have to do is say magic dildo and where you want it to go."
"Ok, magic dildo, my pussy," she says.
The magic dildo goes to her pussy, and she has the most amazing orgasm of her life.
"I'll take it." She says.
On the way home she uses the magic dildo again.
"Magic dildo, my pussy."
She is having such a great orgasm that she is unable to control the car. She's driving all over the road. Then, a policeman sees her and pulls her over.
He says, "What's going on here? You're all over the road."
"I just got this magic dildo, and I was having such an amazing orgasm that I lost control of the car." She explains.
The policeman replies, "Magic dildo my ass!"