Martha Stewart is the ultimate roaster.

A guy and a girl are sitting next to each other. The guy is watching Martha Stewart roasting Justin Beaver on comedy centrals Roast of Justin Beaver. The girl leans over to the man and says "Damn cuz the only thing she aught to be roasting is baked potatoes."

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