The diary of Bosnian refugee in Canada - FULL VERSION

August 12,
We moved into our new house in Canada. I'm so excited. It's so nice. The mountains are beautiful. I cannot wait to see them covered with the snow.
October 14,
Canada. It is the most beautiful country in the world. Leaves turned all colors and shades of yellow and orange. I drove across country and saw deer. They are so graceful. These are the most beautiful animals in the world. This must be the paradise. I love Canada.
November 11,
Remembrance Day (Canada's national holiday). Deer hunting will begin soon. I cannot imagine how someone could kill such a beautiful animal. I hope that it will snow soon. It's so beautiful.
December 2,
Tonight we got the first snow. I got up and saw all covered with white blanket. It looks like a beautiful postcard. We went outside; cleaned up the stairs and driveway, then had a snowball fight (I won). When snow plow passed by we had to re-clean the gate. What a great country. I love Canada.
December 12,
Tonight, snow again. Again snow plow passed by and buried gate. Here is so beautiful.
December 19,
Tonight, snow again. I could not get the car out to go to work. Here is really wonderful, just a little tired of shoveling. Again f**** snow plow.
December 22,
This white shit was falling the whole last night. I got blisters from shoveling and my back aches. This monkey with a snow plow is waiting around the corner for me to clean up at the gate. What an asshole.
December 25,
Merry shitty f**** Christmas. Again crappy snow. If I ever get my hands on this fagot that drives a snow plow, I'll kill him. Mother f***** why don’t they sprinkle more salt on the road so it dissolves faster.
December 27,
Tonight, snow again. I have not been out for three days except when I clean the snow after the snow plow passes. I cannot go anywhere, the car got stuck in the mountains, the snow is in front of the gate and it's cold. They say that tonight will get another 30 cm of that shit.
December 28,
The weather prognosis was bad. It fell half a meter. At this rate it will not melt until summer. The snow plow is stuck and that asshole came to me to ask for a shovel. I told him that I already broke six shovels cleaning that shit from the doorsteps as he tossed it, and I almost broke the shovel on his head.
January 4,
I am finally out of the house. I went to the store to buy some food and when I returned the car I hit the deer. $ 3,000 damage to the car. That f**** beast should be killed. They're everywhere. Why were they not killed by hunters in autumn ...
May 3,
I drove the car to the mechanic. It's amazing how rusty it is from the f**** salt sprinkled everywhere.
May 10,
I'm moving to Florida. I cannot imagine why would a normal person want to live in the f****** Canada.