This ninety year old man lived in a rest home and got a weekend
pass. He stopped in his favorite bar and sat at the end and
ordered a drink. He noticed a seventy year old woman at the
other end of the bar and he told the bartender to buy the lovely
young lady a drink. As evening progressed, the old man joined
the lady and they went to her apartment, where they got it on.
Four days later, the old man noticed that he was developing a
drip, and he headed for the rest home doctor. After careful
examination the doctor asked the old man if he had engaged in
sex recently. The old man said, "sure". The doctor asked if he
could remember who the woman was and where she lived.
The old man said, "Sure, why?" The doctor replied "Well you'd
better get over there, you're about to cum."
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