An Arab has spent many days crossing the desert...

An Arab has spent many days crossing the desert without finding a source of
water. It gets so bad that his camel dies of thirst. He's crawling through the
sands, certain that he has breathed his last, when all of a sudden he sees a
shiny object sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of him.
He crawls to the object, pulls it out of the sand, and discovers that he has
a Manischevitz wine bottle. It appears that there may be a drop or two left in
the bottle, so he unscrews the top and out pops a genie. But, this is no
ordinary genie. This genie appears to be a Hassidic rabbi, complete with black
alpaca coat, black hat, side curls, etc.
"Well, kid," says the genie. "You know how it works. You have three wishes."
"I'm not going to trust you," says the Arab. "I'm not going to trust a Jewish
genie!"
"What do you have to lose? It looks like you're a goner anyway!" The Arab
thinks about this for a minute, and decides that the genie is right. "OK, I
wish I were in a lush oasis with plentiful food and drink."
***POOF***
The Arab finds himself in the most beautiful oasis he has ever seen and he is
surrounded with jugs of wine and platters of delicacies.
"OK, kid, what's your second wish." "My second wish is that I were rich
beyond my wildest dreams. "
***POOF***
The Arab finds himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with rare gold
coins and precious gems. "OK, kid, you have just one more wish. Better make it
a good one!" After thinking for a few minutes, the Arab says: "I wish I were
white and surrounded by beautiful women. "
***POOF***
The Arab is turned into a Tampax.


The moral of the story is: Be careful of what you wish for there may be a
string attached.