A priest and a nun are walking in a desert when their camel collapses and dies. Seconds later, the nun starts sobbing uncontrollably.
"It's all right sister, we'll just pray to the Lord"
"That's not what I'm crying about, Father."
"Really?" says the priest, "what is it then?"
"I realized that I will die not knowing what a man has inside his pants"
The priest then pulls down his pants and exposes his privates.
"Holy Lord Jesus Christ, what is that?" exclaims the nun.
"That, sister, is what gives life." The nun is silent for five seconds, then blurts out, "well, what the hell are we waiting for, put that thing in the camel and let's get the hell out of here!"
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