a fat girl named Kaitlen, nicknamed cow, was very fat...she sat on a car n broke itt...it wuss soooo funnyy...
she had viena sausages for toes, watermelons for ass, porkchops for fingers, n a camel for a twat..lmfao..newayss, she sat on a car, n broke it, n went alll da way down 2 da earth....
everytime dere is an earthquake, dat means dats her burpen or farten
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