One impeccably dressed in an Armani suit, the other in his work clothes. The business man turns to the other and says
- I bought my wife a brand new BMW and a 5 carat diamond for mother's day".
The worker looks confused and say:
- Why two such extravagant gifts?
- Well...if she decides she doesn't like the ring she can drive her BMW back to Tiffany's and exchange it for what she would prefer.
- Oh" says the worker" I did something similar for my wife.
- How so?" says the business man
- Well I bought her a pair of slippers and a dildo.
The business man looked truly confused.
- Well..ye see..if she doesn't like the slippers she can go f*** herself
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