There were 3 men just chillen out on a bridge. Suddenly a
geenie apeared out of nowhere. The geenie said "I will grant
you each one wish." So the first guy says, "i wanna be a bird
and fly." the genie says, then run off the bridge and flap your
arms then you will turn into one. So he did it and it worked.
The second guy said, "i wanna be a fish and swim all day long".
The genie said "jump in the water and start to swim." He did it
and it worked. The third guy said, "i wanna be a bird also!"
So the genie said jump off and start to flap again. So he takes
a few steps back...he gets ready to make a huge jump...then he
runs, trips on a rock and yells "SHIT"! Then poof! He was
floating in the water as a huge pile of shit.
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