There was a cat and a rooster, and they were walking down the street.
The cat was the most beautiful cat in the world.
All of a sudden it stepped in a puddle and got wet.
The rooster started laughing, and even more roosters started going by the cat.
The moral of this story: Wherever there's a beautiful wet pussy, the cocks will come.
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Glaci
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