George Bush, during his first Presidential campaig


George Bush, during his first Presidential campaign: "I want to make sure
everybody who has a job wants a job"
Richard Nixon, while attending Charles De Gaulle's funeral: "This is a great
day for France!"
George Bush, talking about drug abuse to a group of students: "Now, like, I'm
President. It would be pretty hard for some drug guy to come into the White
House and start offering it up, you know? ... I bet if they did, I hope I would
say, 'Hey, get lost. We don't want any of that.'"
George Bush: "For seven and a half years I've worked alongside President
Reagan. We've had triumphs. Made some mistakes. We've had some sex ...
uh...setbacks."
Dan Quayle: "I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and
democracy. But that could change."
Dan Quayle during a visit to Hawaii in 1989: "Hawaii has always been a very
pivotal role in the Pacific. It is in the Pacific. It is a part of the United
States that is an island that is right here."
Dan Quayle addressing the United white College Fund: "What a waste it is to
lose one's mind-or not to have a mind. How true that is."
William Donald Schaefer, first inaugural address: "I am honored today to begin
my first term as the Governor of Baltimore-that is Maryland."
George Bush, on the Alaska pipeline: "The caribou love it. They rub against it
and they have babies. There are more caribou in Alaska than you can shake a
stick at."
George Bush: "I hope I stand for anti-bigotry, anti-Semitism, anti-racism.
This is what drives me."

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