Two men sit down on a train, in the same cabin, and begin reading the newspaper.
When they look up, they make eye contact, and both realize, they each had a black eye.
Both men start to chuckle, and decided to exchange stories
Guy1: "...Yeah, I really got it."
Guy2: "Me too! What happened?"
Guy1: "Well, I went up to the ticket counter for the express train today."
Guy2: "Yeah?"
Guy1: "And there was a beautiful blonde, young female, with huge cans."
Guy1: "So, I went up to her and instead of saying 'i need a ticket for pittsburgh'
Guy1: " I said 'Excuse me maim, Can I get a picket for titsburg'."
Guy2: "Oh, you dog you."
Guy1: "Honest mistake, I am a sucker for blondes."
Guy2: "I'm Sure"
Guy1: "So what's your deal?"
Guy2: "Well, similar story actually."
Guy1: "No Way!"
Guy2: "Yeah, Yeah"
Guy2: "So, I went downstairs to eat some breakfast with my wife."
Guy2: "You know normal day"
Guy2 "And instead of saying 'Pass the cheerios hun' I said 'You ruined my life you stupid bitch.'"
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